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songofages:

ten-and-donna:

bitchjerkcassbuttidjits:

How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like

"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"

"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"

And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?

"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"

"I fucking live here."

Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.

lovesick-fallen-angel:

feathers750:

wander-to-the-stars-above:

myfandomsareinfinite:

the-hunters-angel:

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This is like the 6th time I’ve blogged this in two minutes

I don’t know which is hotter, the full body suit or the full body suit

Oh yeah

People, mark your porn!

I need to know when to prepare my poker face…

haruspicus:

This week on Game of Thrones, Tywin Lannister holds a party in the Tower of the Hand.

haruspicus:

This week on Game of Thrones, Tywin Lannister holds a party in the Tower of the Hand.

songofages:

sassamapod:

intartarus:

slytherinwithablog:

jethrocane:

lonelyraggedydoctor:

lumos5001:

dbowkercreative:

Perfect post for the 50th

absolutely perfect

 imagine how much david was fangirling during this scene 

that’s his father in law

I imagine that some nights he wakes up with a huge smile on his face and just calls out “I MET THE DOCTOR!” and his wife turns over in bed half asleep and is just like, “you are the doctor now shush up and go to sleep.”

but the best part is that his wife is this doctor’s daughter

Tennant is literally living the Whovian dream. He was a fan, then became the Doctor, then married and is now related to a Doctor.

Do you think sometimes at family gatherings he looks other at Peter and giggles because his favourite doctor is his father in law.

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

writing tip #700:

kaisylum:

qaer:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

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if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

are you telling me to kill all my characters

nononono not kill…

just torture them(๏‿๏ )

huntandshout:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle

Unless you’re writing crack. If you’re writing crack, make it one of your goals to include all of these in your fic.

"25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool"
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)